Interesting meetings

Along with many others, I was a victim of transport chaos yesterday.  I left King's Cross at 13.00 on my way to Glasgow where I am supposed to be participating in a workshop today.  About 15 minutes out the train in front of us was struck by a tree.  With the power turned off, and no water in the loos, we sat on the track for several hours before eventually being shunted backwards into London.

However, as is often the case, fellow passengers kept me amused.  Sitting in a group of four seats were three young women who obviously work for a food company.  They took about 100 phone calls between them from colleagues.  'No please tell him that the skins on vegetarian sausages ARE baggier than on non-vegetarian ones'.

Later one of them arranged a meeting with a colleague.  A chocolate pudding meeting.  A meeting to discuss chocolate pudding...

Why can't I get an invite to a chocolate pudding meeting?!